Is it possible to hire a spirit to temporarily possess you to do something you’re too chicken to do yourself?

I’m 23, and I found out today 3 of my coworkers thought I’m 19. I was????? and asked why, and they responded with “you don’t talk about alcohol” and “you don’t have a baby.”

Wow no booze and no babies, I’m such a child.

So yesterday at school some green group decided to flash mob the cafeteria dancing to “Uptown Funk” and all wearing homemade “EARTH MONTH” t-shirts.  It was loud, obnoxious, and really aggravating my migraine.  But I went to the cafeteria because I needed a fork for my salad.

And the group was dancing around the utensil table.

And they were surrounded by everyone recording them on their phones.

And I couldn’t think or see straight.  But I needed a fork.

So I just walked through the middle of them.  And got my fork.

And so I’m sure I’m on the videos of some 30 people looking irate as I grab my fork.

Trying to write a short story that blends astrophysics, chemistry, and witchcraft when I have maybe a 2% understanding of each of those topics because why not?

Today I was asked by my very hetero male coworker if girls looks at other girl’s butts.  He had to ask me because, despite what everyone seems to think, I was the only straight girl there.

But yeah, I look.

Then he asked why and I really couldn’t come up with a straight answer, just kinda… I dunno, some girls have nice eyes and you notice, and some girls have nice butts and you notice.  It just happens?

In Robert Jordan’s defense, calf muscles are unexpectedly attractive on men (more so than abs imo), but every time “well-turned calves” comes up I just snort and laugh.

• Wheel of Time Book: *introduces new male character*
• Reader: Is he sexy?
• WoT Book: "He has well-turned calves."
• Reader: He iiiiiiissssss.

My creative writing prof keeps giving us some lame and predictable writing prompts to choose from.  I get more ideas from shitpostgenerator and I don’t regret that.

Having to answer 20 question character sketches for animal characters is so painful.

“What’s your character’s middle name and what’s the history behind it?”

His name is Reginald the Crow so his middle name is “the” because a determiner was necessary for clarification.

“Describe your character’s hands.”

Scabby yellow claws????

“What’s in your character’s wallet?”

I DUNNO WHAT’S IN YOURS BECAUSE HE’S A CROW AND HE STOLE IT.

• Me: *has to draw*
• Me: I don't want to draw, I want to write.
• Me: *has to write*
• Me: I don't want to write, I want to draw.