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diesfromfandoms:

tag yourslef

I’m so glad I live in a world where I can look up a restaurant on Yelp and it will tell me if it has a PokeStop.

astrodogs:

we love our boss sparky, he’s the sparkman

based on this

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dimittas:

Sippy Cup // Melaine Martinez

mustangsally78:

animate-mush:

transgirlsamwinchester:

mylordshesacactus:

charamei:

If writers took every bit of writing advice that was in the format ‘Don’t use X part of the English language’, all English fiction would read like Spot the dog

#Spot chases the ball#the ball chases Spot#the ball conquers nations#the ball still chases spot#see spot run#run spot run#the ball is coming

stop telling ppl to write like hemingway i promise u adverbs are not another face of the dark lord satan its ok

First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing, because verbing weirds language

Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing, because no verbs

Then they for the descriptive, and I silent because verbless and nounless

Then they for me, and, but no

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awesomeness2:

colorado-to-texas:

medic981:

Holy shit.

Well, isn’t that something.

nothing to see here folks…nothing at all. 

:) :) :) :) :’)

turecepcja:

Drawings by Adara Sánchez Anguiano

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tastefullyoffensive:

When the floor is lava but your human needs you.

vealot:

vealot:

my third grade teacher said i would never amount to anything but i got a 1750cp vaporeon controlling the gym at my old school that he teaches at so i guess i proved him right

My hero.

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