vealot:

vealot:

my third grade teacher said i would never amount to anything but i got a 1750cp vaporeon controlling the gym at my old school that he teaches at so i guess i proved him right

My hero.

(Source: vealot-deactivated201701)

queen-squids:

discourse-generator:

am i oppressed for being team instinct?

no, but you should be

rude.

I didn’t know Mike Pence worked for Vault Tec.

I have my problems with my family, but it’s becoming so pro-Trump in my household that i might get thrown out faster than I anticipated.

sadfishkid:

sometimes i wish my brain had a switch off button or something

omg why do white ppl love cheese so mu-

dangergays:

bemusedlybespectacled:

wyomingsmustache:

100-manslayer:

trained-chimpanzee:

I actually didnt know that

The answer is apparently “because we’re actually able to eat it”

Fun fact: white people (specifically Northern European white people) have a genetic mutation that allows them to digest lactose even after weaning, which is abnormal for all mammals and also most humans. It’s theorized that because Northern Europe doesn’t get a lot of sun, an alternative source of vitamin D (like milk) would be a useful trait. It’s a very recent mutation that would only have happened after humans started domesticating animals like cows and goats.

i’m south asian and ashkenazi jewish, which are 2 cultures known for lactose intolerance. eating cheese makes me feel like i’m gonna shit me pants but FUCK IF I DONT LOVE PIZZA

(Source: trainedchimpanzee)

(Source: deafgaming)

(Source: ozymegdias)

Every time a reporter asks, “How will So-and-So win the women vote??” another woman is absorbed into the Women Hive Mind and loses her independent free thought.

Keep asking.

We grow stronger.

We are Legion.

kaijuslayer:

starwars:

The Emperor himself lent a hand to Return of the Jedi’s production.

this is the most delightful thing i have read all day

“Welcome, young Skywalker.” *scooch scooch scooch*