Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
reblog with your middle name in the tags
Actually, the practice dates back to the reason we have middle names in the first place!
Some time around the dark ages, everyone believed in witchcraft and wizardry, like ya do. A big principle of magic was the idea of “true names.” If a spellcaster knew your full name, they could do whatever the hell they wanted to you. Of course, people didn’t want that, but there were enough people with the same first names that you had to give people your surname as well, to avoid confusion.
The solution? A secret name in the middle that you don’t tell anyone (unless you believe that they’re not able to do magic and/or you trust them enough that if they DID do magic, you’d be fine).
Please do not vandalize property with pokemon GO tags.
It’s terribly disrespectful. If this community becomes frowned upon in society because of the ludicrous acts of a handful of players that will be extremely sad.
Buy a button. Wear a shirt. Get something to identify yourself as a member of a team. Just don’t ruin this experience for everyone else.
UPDATE: Some Pokemon Go people cleaned this up!
people…. are using pokmeon teams like gang tags….?????
Those in areas that don’t normally experience high heat be careful, as the Hilliary Campaign is expected to deploy their Heat Dome over the next weeks, which will trap hot air over various states while they fire deadly heat rays from Hilliary HQ as it passes overhead in LEO.
I’ve been watching Let’s Plays of Bioshock and now I’m on Bioshock 2 and I need to know:
Has anyone done a comprehensive break down of all the Ayn Rand allusions and references? Because I’m bubbling over giddy enthusiasm and appreciation for how much they crammed in.
I want a high fantasy movie where everyone talks with Southern US accents instead of British ones.
The Dwarves though, they can get Minnesotan accents.
ok but picture this: elves with brooklyn accents
“Hey HEY I’m castin’ here, what’d’you – listen, my pop and I serve the Great Tree goin’ back six hundred fuckin’ years so if you got a problem with our fuckin’ magic you don’t fuckin’ come down here into our fuckin’ grove to gimme shit about it.
“Right? You don’t see me fuckin’ goin’ into your shitty man-stables and tellin’ you how to milk horses, do ya? So instead you come down here, disrespect me, disrespect my pa, and how ‘bout you stop fuckin’ disrespectin’ the Great Fuckin’ Tree that grew whens’t the world was young and carries all our fates ‘n its boughs, okay?
