The Weile Woods

folklifestyle:

Interior Moments I: by @lonesomepinemercantile down in eastern Texas. #liveauthentic #livefolk @folkmagazine

So tonight I’m at work in Target, closing up the Starbucks in the front, when two guys pulled up their car and idle in front of the window. One of the guys pulled out his phone and leans it out of the window.

Problem is, I can tell if they’re creeping and taking pictures of me… or using the PokeStop outside of Target…

why-animals-do-the-thing:

noodle-dragon:

ultrafacts:

Hollywood decided to replace the real bald eagle call which is a pretty wimpy high-pitched cackle. You can listen to the real call of the eagle here and a red-tailed hawk call here. 

Bald eagle

Red tailed Hawk

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This whole time bald eagles actually make the laser beam pew pew pew sound are you kidding me

This one is actually correct! Bald eagles do not make regal noises. 

thepigeongazette:

get that man some maple syrup stat.

oh god please don’t sic your moose on me

Also i’m a horrible liar and my schedule did not get better no it got worse :( so sorry for irregularities in posts

critical-perspective:

native-coronan:

triss19:

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. 

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

I know just the man for the job.

60-minuteman:

you can save Danse if you wanna

you can leave the BOS behind

cause the BOS hate Danse and if they hate Danse

well they’re no friends of mine

juliatheinvisiblegirl:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

Maggie needs to check her priorities.

(Source: roswell-newton-vargas)

nerd-marine:

Reblog every time.

thicclarrie:

Get in loser we’re celebrating freedom 

anderz-zombieslayer:

kweyolgoddess:

whatitmeanstocare:

i am more proud of this cake than I am my college degree.

Idk mate with the American obesity rate y'all could do with it

Someone still salty about that tea getting dumped.