the-assquisitor:

My favorite review on steam to date 

(Source: garrus-vakkarian)

kaladandeqar:

Immortal, Marina and the Diamonds.

(Source: jaimeslanniste)

Well June was a shit month. Summer has been awful so far, and I’m going to need some supernatural aid to get through July.

badathlete:

Aren’t people who get married embarrassed at their wedding? I would be so embarrassed at everyone looking at me and listening to me talk about how much I love the other person. I’m gonna turn to them and say why don’t you all mind your own business

(Source: desertlady-blog1)

milkdromeduh:

note-a-bear:

emogentcorp:

prokopetz:

justiceruthbaderginsburg:

retroactivebakeries:

the term “edgelord” implies the existence of an entire hierarchical structure of edgenobility. there ought to be like, edgedukes and edgeviscounts running around. edgesquires. edgecomtessas.  

Edgemarquis

Hah!

Historically, the distinction between a count and a marquis is that a marquis’ domain lies at the border of the kingdom, and is thus more likely to be attacked by hostile forces. This position of elevated trust is why a marquis traditionally outranks a count.

Now, the domain of a marquis is called a “march”, derived from the Old French marche (”border, boundary”), and ultimately from the Proto-Indo-European mereg, which translates as… “edge”.

A marquis, then, is a literal edge-lord; i.e., lord of an “edge”, or border domain.

We must therefore conclude that an edgemarquis is twice as edgy as other edgelords.

good lord. 

Fuck

I cannot fucking believe this

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

filipfatalattractionrblog:

brodhausjpeg:

does anyone wana talk about THIS GIANT FUCKING HOLE WHERE RUSSIA SHOULD BE.

In a surprising turn around, the gays have now censored Russia

I’m pretty sure this is a poorly curved map and that hole is the Arctic Circle.

(Source: iambuttdork)

ninelyn-art:

Sketch - Mori FoxGirl

critical-perspective:

misanthope:

gr0ssgh0stkid:

isoviel:

illogical-bullshit:

princessmugi-for-peace:

piratebay-premium:

Somebody

once

Told

Me

The

British are coming

(Source: xxxtictacion)

Flower shop AU

nixhil:

koscheiis:

shenko:

demisexualmerrill:

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

Omfg

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing

(Source: thejonsims4)