My school’s financial aid office is literally telling us to stop eating lunch so we can pay for our education.
What the actual fuck.
They used the McDonald’s font and they called it “quick lunches.” Pretty sure they’re saying you can save money by not buying fast food for lunch and instead make your own. It’s a common money saving tactic.
The cable people are here and I keep offering them waffles and they look concerned and I should not be an adult
“Mam you do not need to feed us” IM SORRY ITS ALL I KNOW
My parents didn’t ever actually teach how to adult. The only things I learned were to hoard plastic bags within plastic bags and that whenever there is a person in your house you feed them
The older tumblr users keep talking about the “Mishapocalypse” and I still dont know what it was, and at this point it seems like one of those lovecraftian monsters that’s only spoken about by the village elders in hushed tones.
