i went from playing Fallout 4 on super easy to survival mode, got to level 56, then switched to the updated survival mode and lemme say I wasn’t prepared for this.

shitpostgenerator:

i am your video game. i am the stoned patriarchy

why not both?

an automatic riflegirlfriend.

(Source: special-operations)

queen-squids:

missing-the-90s:

22 year old taco bell sauce

…Eat it

it’s probably still perfectly preserved

(Source: misswallflower)

hollowedskin:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

19soundofsirens86:

highacetate:

Good pub advice.

We need to bring this back.

It’s really worrisome when the fucking Victorians understood something like this better than half the modern population tbh

the fucking code of victorian gentlemen would never allow ‘but im a gentleman’ whining which always makes it extra funny to me.

okay but every novel I’ve read from this time period completely contradicts this.  They always come back again.

ohmaipie:

We hiked along Point Reyes and I can’t stop thinking about the colors of our coast. The poppies are ridiculous!? I didn’t think saturation like that existed in the color gamut of this dimension.

And I’m STILL using colored pencils as the biggest crutch ever (this was supposed to be a watercolor illo????) 

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

Anonymous asked: Why do you have 100 copies of the constitution?

libertybill:

Upon reaching peak libertarianism, I morphed into my final reptilian form. From my skin I shed copies of the constitution bi-weekly.

cizayox:

hollyhocksandtulips:

1940’s lingo

Tag urself im dogface