Sometimes i play my bass guitar like a cello. #experminental #bassguitar #cello #ambient
this sounds like you’ve just entered a really earthy ancient temple and you’re just standing there in awe as light floods through a crack in the ceiling
Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.
#TeamSatan
Can satan come teach a class at my school
Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.
For example, this guy?
Teaches moral philosophy.
And this creepy dude?
He’s your astronomy professor.
Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.
I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.
“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”
“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”
“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”
What do you have to do to get a scholarship?
I can’t believe you called Buer, Great President of Hell, Professor Lionwheel lmfao.
I like the weird popcorn smell. Being in a target always feels somewhat hyperreal idk how to describe it but the sense of reality in a target is always a bit unhinged
target feels like walking around a painting
I wish we still had Target here, I’ve never been to one
There is literally nothing surreal or special about walking around a target please calm down.
I work there and it feels surreal like why am I here is this death, is this a nightmare?
