(Source: 420bongkesha)

brownellsinc:

Our friend @leaspeed6 hitting the range with her upgraded AK featuring @magpul accessories she snagged from us recently!

okay but look at HER guns

thespectacularspider-girl:

periwinkle-paradise:

This is literally me when I get praise for my shitty fanfics lol

Whenever somebody praises, promotes or likes my BtP stuff

(Source: seapunksundog)

i-got-spurs:

this is the only video you need to watch today
thank you reddit 

mrbaconjam:

He has returned 

@percylovecosplay

I’m so glad they found a more efficient way to escape that crumbling castle

tastefullyoffensive:

(via el_programmer)

monica-geller:

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

Did you check? Were they in the in the bag?

terpsikeraunos:

the miyazaki effect: the period after watching a miyazaki movie that you try to live a more virtuous lifestyle

and you expect everything to suddenly go topsy turvy on you as soon as you leave your front door

(Source: spicyposting)

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