nightmareonelmstreetreboot:

Preston Garvey: “our scouts found a promising new spot for a settlement” 

the General: “I don’t know….. what makes you think its so promising”

Preston:

cccrystalclear:

Waiting for the day an Elder scrolls game will have a thief’s guild with the name “ The brotherhood of steal”

yodalives:

operaspaz:

anomalyaday:

I’m dying last night we had a house party and at one point I remembered I have a lit paper due this week and decided to get started on it, this morning I woke up to this

Holy hell this is brilliant.

“To conclude

Yes”

damnaveragesheep:

viergacht:

Wish I knew the context for this.

I’m going cross country skiing immediately

anomalousdata:

ginormouspotato:

i-am-the-lordofthebears:

i-am-the-lordofthebears:

what was the name of the fish my geology teacher called “bad dude” because i put bad dude in my notes and have no idea what the real name is

update: 

this is the bad dude

it’s called dunkleosteus and it’s basically a tank with teeth

@equimanthorne

Oh man, dunkleosteus is one of THE BEST prehistoric murder fish, because his jaws basically acted like a pair of scissors, just slicing smaller murder fish right in half.

matthewsagan:

“I hate all politicia-”

(Source: matthewsagan)

(Source: funny-pictures-uk)

deaconsrecallcode:

Deacon… you’re ruining the moment.

Well he freed something

(Source: twostartownes)

pyromaniacapostate:

MacCready + text posts

oh look another one but with the beansprout 

(Source: nuka-rockit)

“She laughed and danced with the thought of death in her heart”