The Brotherhood of Steel: SYNTHS ARE EVIL!
The Institute: SYNTHS ARE MERELY TOOLS!
The Railroad: SYNTHS ARE SLAVES!
The Minutemen: SYNTHS ARE… Shit, I dunno, can they plant a carrot? Or like, dig a well or something? Fuck as long as they aren’t parking a goddamn Brahmin on the fucking roof they’re fine by me, Jesus Christ… I mean I have like, six settlements on fire right now, some guy in County Crossing just got his nipples chewed off by a ghoul… Asking me about fuckin’ synths…
Ineffective “guard dog”
plot twist: chihuahua is angry his hired hitman wimped out on him
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)
- Me: *has last name Weiler (WHY-ler)*
- English Prof: I keep wanting to call you Wieland.
- Astronomy Prof: I keep wanting to call you Veiler.
- Writing Prof: I keep wanting to call you Jenny.
“the Big Wonderful Wolf” - “Le Grand Merveilleux Loup” !
If a wolf is following you, it’s maybe just to find an awesome friendship :> !
This little baby pigeon (little red bag) seems to have a lot of things into her red bag and had what many little animals needs to have with them : The dictionary !!!
This wolf was not bad, just really shy and acting strange because of that :’D
“The Big Bad Wolf” in french is “Le Grand Méchant Loup” =D
Friendship is amitié, so “a wonderful friendship” is “ une merveilleuse amitié” ^^
“Merveilleux” changes if you use it for masculine or feminine
A wonderful boy will be “un garçon merveilleux”
A wonderful girl will be “une fille merveilleuse” =D
“I’ve heard of high elves but never hot elves.”
— (via outofcontextdnd)
We are now officially in the future
My school sent out a similar warning during winter break! Except they went further: they warned that if a hoverboard or similar device is found in a dorm or caught in use around campus it will be confiscated immediately with no returns.
Is it bad that I thought “good” when I read that they catch fire? Because we have these annoying tween/teens riding them around in Target while on their phones and it’s so inconsiderate, they’ll block paths because the stupid things move slower than walking. They’re like the modern equivalent of those Heely’s shoes or whatever they were called.
wow, I sounded old right there.
(Source: and-back-to-normal-life)
Tag yourself. I’m ‘burning man’
Isn’t… isn’t the whole point of Jesus and baptism… isn’t that a rebirth? Like isn’t that the whole point?