dampsandwich:

nobody fucked with me on the playground

yeah because that thing was crazy heavy with this wicked spring when it opened and you could use it a high-powered weapon

Channeling every ounce of San Clemente that seeped into me for the two years I lived there to write a story for my class, then I’m gonna run through the two feet of snow in my backyard to wash it off.

xekstrin:

curiositymarsrover:

Earth, you are my wishing star. Here’s how you look from my home on the surface of Mars.

i want to turn this into a song

crime-she-typed:

blind-diode:

upworthy:

Watch: Bob Ross once painted only in gray for a colorblind fan … and it was incredible.

holy shit bob

This man is amazing

dorkagedoodles:

Headcanon that Sten has never been on a sofa. Based on this post. Time well spent. Bonus:

I love this meme so much

littleshopofhoroscope:

pastelle-prince:

shadetastic:

you can have FOUR

who in your OTP made the grocery list and who did the writing in red

Black: Scorpio, Leo, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini

Red: VIRGO, Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Pisces, Libra,

paperwick:

Dragon Age Inquisition

Assana of Clan Lavellan

The full companion card set of Inquisitor Assana Lavellan. 

The Inquisition has disbanded. So begins the war on Solas. 

3:30pm

• Mom: *knocks on door* Just making sure you're awake.
• Me: yeah, I'm alive.

starwars-trashcompactor:

Star Wars polaroids, from Lucasfilm Ltd

(Source: forceofcourse)

goodneighborly:

Favorite places in the Commonwealth 3/?
↳ Goodneighbor

Featuring: The best mayor in the Commonwealth

(Source: bimollymauks)