Rand Paul called out systematic racism in the U.S. during the GOP debate

mooseblogtimes:

So my astronomy lab professor has old vet syndrome and likes to just ramble on and on and make random comparisons to the army that no one gets.

But last night he couldn’t get the computer to stop refreshing a program, so when the window popped up it would chime, but he just decided to ignore it and carry on lecturambling.

Well eventually he gave up and went over to the computer and said louder than he should have, “shut up, you damn communist!”

And in that moment I realized I too have old vet syndrome.

ruinedchildhood:

college tuition

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lizziemcguirevampireslayer:

erinthesails:

You can literally just smell the Reddit on some boys

Between the stench of pastel hair dye and the body odor clinging to their armpit hair, you can smell the Tumblr on some girls too.

alexisparade:

finally got around to finishing my fallout sticker sheet!!!! i’ll have these at sac-anime this weekend, where I’ll be located at table AAL3 along w/ my pals alex, hannah, and rachel!! if you’re NOT going to sac you can totally pre-order them online here tho!

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Remember, children. If you lie, all your hair falls out.

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(i’m so sorry)

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the-future-now:

Wait, does rapper B.o.B. really think the Earth is flat — or is he trolling us?

After claiming to have watched Felix Baumgartner’s famous Red Bull Stratos jump from the edge of space, recording artist B.o.B is furiously tweeting everything science says about the Earth being round is a total lie. Why is he doing this? We have an idea.

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Update: Neil deGrasse Tyson has joined the fray to lay the scientific smackdown on B.o.B.

Tyson sent the rapper multiple tweets disproving him and then things got personal.

Update: This feud is getting weirder and weirder. B.o.B released a new track “Flatline” on Monday, that takes a few shots at Neil deGrasse Tyson. “Aye, Neil Tyson need to loosen up his vest,” the rapper spits. “They’ll probably write that man one hell of a check.”

And then Tyson fired back with a diss track of his own. Really.

The astrophysicist enlisted the help of his nephew Stephen J. Tyson, who is apparently a rapper. Tyson delivers the facts at B.o.B. over a Drake beat.

Update: It got better. Neil deGrasse Tyson apparently wasn’t done educating B.o.B. Here’s what happened on The Nightly Show:

You need to hear the crowd’s reaction to this.

This is the greatest thing happening right now.

2016 gets crazier by the second.

this is …. a lot

what a time to be alive

cinemagorgeous:

The visually striking artwork of Sebastian Kowoll.

Electric triangle battle in image two?

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alfuhdawg:

IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

I guess you can say that 3 year old was “spot on”

this post has nothing to do with my blog but I love this so much and I had to share

trekkingwilbury:

redditfront:

Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea

Please don’t let the Oxford comma die. If you were apathetic about it before, I think this will help you understand why it is necessary.

I wish my parents were Ayn Rand and God.