fairytalemood:

9 Rapunzel Retellings

Bitter Greens by Kate Forsyth

Sold for Endless Rue by Madeleine E. Robins

Zel by Donna Jo Napoli

Towering by Alex Flinn

Golden by Cameron Dokey

Cress by Marissa Meyer

The Crystal Heart by Sophie Masson

Grounded: The Adventures of Rapunzel by Megan Morrison

Sugar Cane: A Caribbean Rapunzel by Patricia Storace and Raúl Colón

Zel is a mind screw, I had to put it down halfway through and stare at my salad bowl for ten minutes to build up the courage to keep going.

The Crystal Gems As Dogs

captainrosequartz:

Pearl

Garnet

Amethyst 

Rose

Steven

Peridot

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(Source: batou)

raging-rhubarbs:

Fallout just confirms my attraction for people in long coats and outdated fashion

tinrobo:

animal crossing x fallout 4 companions crossover - sorry for leaving out dogmeat and not drawing any cats (saving them for atom cats!)

[ print shop here: tinrobo.storenvy.com ]

starryamber:

I don’t think there’s anything I could possibly add to this to make it funnier.

dimittas:

lucidnee:

micdotcom:

The first big winter storm of 2016 is coming

Forecasts are predicting that the first major snowstorm of the season will hit much of the Northeast at the end of this week, from Washington, D.C., all the way up to Boston, according to AccuWeather.com. Certain major metropolitan areas could see one to two feet.

no

YES

everyonelovesrobots:

constarlations:

This is the money Charizard. Reblog and you will money tomorrow.

That first edition Base set Holo Charizard with shadowless border (meaning first print) is actually worth about $5k+ if in mint condition so hell fucking yeah I’ll reblog the Money Charizard.

(Source: pokemon-photography)

prettykikimora:

prettykikimora:

Followers of the apocalypse: Here’s the way of how to build solar panels, safe agricultural methods, harnessing wind power, ethanol, how to fix small machines, purify water, how to deal with radiation, and most of all how to effectively survive and thrive as a mutual aid anarchistic community.  

Brotherhood of Steel: HEY hand over that laser rifle ASShole.  

Followers doctor: teaches you how to treat minor wounds, cpr, anatomy, sex ed, etc

BOS Paladin: Is ideologically obligated to steal a kid’s gameboy.  

drparasite:

I was talking to a friend of mine about Nick and toasters and she says “What if they set him up with a toaster?”
She meant that he’d have a built-in toaster and I totally thought she meant on a date.