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toastertrousers:

prozdvoices:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Have you done a dramatic reading of “the chicken nugger” post?

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Now I have.

many people have asked for the chicken nugger, but I’ve already done it, here’s a reblog

@stonedpuppy666

What sort of Kafka level narration is this?

meilute02:

instagrarn:

I recorded my professor everyday

this vine made me cry

Adorable old profs stuck in their habits give me life

oddmoy:

Rembrandt-inspired Solas!

As if I could resist…

Hipster song lyrics under the cut

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handsomedogs:

Luiza M | Dog’s Family

This is like dog version of @itsliketheyknowus

Ink, 40"x50"
Untitled as of now
#artistsonInstagram #ink #art

Ink, 40"x50"
Untitled as of now
#artistsonInstagram #ink #art

Employee discount - 10%

Target Cartwheel app deal - 10%

Black Friday special coupon - 20%

Guess who’s about to get Fallout 4 40% off the MSRP.

critical-perspective:
“ anybodyandsomebody:
“ advertisingpics:
“ “Ladies, don’t argue with a burglar. Show him a revolver.” - Iver Johnson Arms & Cycle Works, 1901
Source: https://imgur.com/kNUkSEd
”
*maniacal giggling*
”
I greatly enjoy how calm the...

critical-perspective:

anybodyandsomebody:

advertisingpics:

“Ladies, don’t argue with a burglar. Show him a revolver.” - Iver Johnson Arms & Cycle Works, 1901

Source: https://imgur.com/kNUkSEd

*maniacal giggling* 

I greatly enjoy how calm the illustration depicts the engagement.
“I say, it seems I’ve selected a poor choice in domociles to pilfer.”
“It would seem that way, sir. Now if you’ll kindly take notice to this firearm I have pointed at your face, I hope it will provide for you a sense of the urgency at which I would like you to vacate this premises.”
“With haste, madam, and I do hope I have not been a terrible inconvenience.”

The best part is them warning ladies not to argue with burglars like that was a common problem.

classicalbombshell:

unicornrii:

yourzombiepinup:

I thought this video died

I QUOTE THIS CONSTANTLY AND NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS ABOUT THIS

@darkanddustypaintedonthesky STOP NO WHO WENT TO HELL TO BRING THIS BACK OH MY GOD NO 

(Source: vinesnow)

coelasquid:

Sometimes I feel like when a person dies the most fair possible reward or punishment they could have for an afterlife is to live out the life of a pet they have owned.