fun facts for my smol son cole
- always calls bull “the iron bull”
- tries really hard but cannot tell knock knock jokes
- “no, erimond is an asshole”
- fought a rat to retrieve cassandra’s grandmother’s locket
- is very very happy when sera calls him “him” instead of “it”
- asks blackwall if his beard is a mask
- killed lord seeker lambert
- was the ghost of the white spire (the circle in val royeaux)
- always knew what blackwall was hiding but didn’t tell anyone because blackwall had truly changed
- tries to help cullen by sending him letters via inquisition messengers
- tries to add honey to leliana’s wine by having an inquisition messenger put a dead bee in her cup
- tells josephine to give the refugees the warmer quarters in skyhold
- helps josephine find the brooch her grandmother gave her after a bird took it
- does an absolutely adorable impression of varric
- after varric becomes viscount of kirkwall, cole visits him to help the people of kirkwall
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if that doesnt get shinji in the robot nothing will
“I’ve never wanted to know the context of something so badly in my life”
I NEVER WANT TO KNOW THE CONTEXT FOR THIS
when human instrumentality is implemented, we’ll all be swimmin’ in THAT guy
i’m so glad to be alive.
He gettin it tho
this is incredible
I HATE YOU DAD
That is literally the Ukranian military band.
As to what lead up to this I have no goddamn clue.
Well when Mommy Dearest Russia is breathing down your neck, what else are you going to do?
(Source: ovadrive)
This is actually really cute I love it
“The Meteorology Sisterhood of the Traveling Dress” (2015)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
I feel like some strange combination of those street corner preachers screaming, “THE END IS NIGH, REPENT YOUR SINS” and the grizzled war vet heading for their third tour of duty, but I have literally spent the past three days at Target trying to convince our Team Leads that we are not ready for Black Friday.
We literally have ONE PERSON scheduled from 12:15 to 3:30pm on Friday. She’s ALONE at Starbucks for over three hours. We have another girl alone from 12:30 to 2am during the BOGO free holiday drink special. Half of our trained staff isn’t even working in Starbucks, they’re cashiering. For the entirety of Friday we’ll never have more than two people in Starbucks when in past years we’ve had at least three people.
I went to HR and asked about that because it just didn’t seem right and she just coolly told me that this has been approved by our LOD and DM so there’s nothing we can do about it. Okay, so do they WANT the highest selling location to be run by one person for over three hours on Black Friday? We literally had more coverage yesterday, a normal Friday, than we will on Black Friday. Something is messed up there and I don’t feel as if I can trust our Team Lead to make it right. We’ve had this schedule for a week now and she didn’t notice these huge problems that I found after ONE CHECK of the schedule. It honestly feels like sabotage at this point.
According to the synopsis, there’s wereotters AND werewolves.
Editor’s note: Of course. Nature’s most obvious arch-nemeses.
*incomprehensible noises*
….I mean I guess?
this makes me feel better about my future as a writer