killstiles:

[holds my breasts for comfort] securititties

phantom-quantum:

ommanyte:

I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this

when its sunday 11pm and u remember u had homework

elentori-art:

And that’s a rock fact.

Ultimate Evils in the Cartoon Shows of the 2010s

• Gravity Falls: Inter-dimensional demon with a dark sense of humor.
• Star vs. The Forces of Evil: Manipulative Nine-fingered lizard man.
• Adventure Time: Sentient Nuclear Fallout.
• Legend of Korra: Giant Soul-consuming flatworm.
• Over the Garden Wall: Literally Satan.
• Wander Over Yonder: Dorky Schoolgirl with a Sadistic streak.
• Steven Universe: A Fandom that seems to completely and almost purposefully ignore the show's message of love and acceptance of others.

schooldrawer:

Come wayward Souls,

Who wander through the darkness,

There is a light for the lost and the meek.

Sorrow and fear,

Are easily forgotten,

When you submit to the soil of the earth.

———

Guess what I watched yesterday as a Halloween treat to myself~~ 

I am kinda mad at myself for not doodling anything for Over the garden wall the first time around when I watched it last year -_- it truly is a masterpiece

A masterpiece that this shitty doodle doesn’t do any justice but oh well, will not be the last that’s for sure

Oh this is so cool!!

Anonymous asked: Lately I've been having this group of asshat highschoolers come in and steal coffee drinks before the person who actually ordered them can get to them and it's been making my life hell cause I'M the one who then gets yelled at by the customer

Dude I hope you’re catching them on camera and if not, start handing drinks directly to their owner. It’ll seem like nice customer service and you’ll foil the brats.

thegentlemansarmchair:

Balance

I don’t see you doing anything about it, Harry.

(Source: thegentlemansarmchair)

• humans: ahhh today we get that hour back! nice!!
• animals: WHERE IS OUR DINNER?? WHERE IS IT. IT IS TIME FOR DINNER WHAT IS GOING ON HERE THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

shiny-ebooks:

Kirby you piece of goddamn shit 

You shush your mouth he did exactly as he was told!

(Source: dededeman)

thebaconsandwichofregret:

weepingdildo:

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

Humans are wonderful.

(Source: zechery)