marniethedog:
“Otay sure I will let u know if I think ur sexie. Otay u r.
”
Marnie lives the dream life

marniethedog:

Otay sure I will let u know if I think ur sexie. Otay u r.

Marnie lives the dream life

outofcontextdnd:

“I roll to call bullshit.”

“He won’t be honest if you offend him.”

“I roll to call bullshit respectfully.”

dragonageconfessions:
“ Confession: I have a 68 year old lesbian friend/adopted grandma who loved watching me play DA: O and DA2. She had all sorts of questions and finally I got her to play the game on her own! So now she is playing a female dalish...

dragonageconfessions:

Confession:  I have a 68 year old lesbian friend/adopted grandma who loved watching me play DA: O and DA2. She had all sorts of questions and finally I got her to play the game on her own! So now she is playing a female dalish elf and romancing Leliana on DA:O.

(Source: chucksj)

bagged-a-bazooka:

jeancrocker:

@bagged-a-bazooka

That’s you, ya fukkin normie.

This sounds like a video game enemy holy shit

who gave the frog helium???

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

dennys:
“ THIS FALL TWO CLASSIC PIES BOX IT OUT TO SEE WHO IS THE TRUE CHAMPION OF CRUST.
”

dennys:

THIS FALL TWO CLASSIC PIES BOX IT OUT TO SEE WHO IS THE TRUE CHAMPION OF CRUST.

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spookylion-against-sjw:
“ fireb0y:
“ cumfacepenisqueen:
“ just the essentials
”
Thank god this is back
”
Me drawing porn.
”
Yes good you can read so much into his personality by the missing parts. The nose was purposefully removed to imply he didn’t...

spookylion-against-sjw:

fireb0y:

cumfacepenisqueen:

just the essentials

Thank god this is back

Me drawing porn.

Yes good you can read so much into his personality by the missing parts.  The nose was purposefully removed to imply he didn’t stick his nose where it didn’t belong, he was a private person.

But also he was pretty ballsy and not a dick.

(Source: vladimirpoontin)

hug-bees:

Highly recommended way to make oatmeal not taste like a bran puddle

I did this all the time last year, but I did it cause my oatmeal was cooling too quickly.

hug-bees:
“sixpenceee:
“There’s a trash can that knows where your trash is headed
(Source)
”
my first thought
”
Now we can track down the tumblr servers

hug-bees:

sixpenceee:

There’s a trash can that knows where your trash is headed

(Source)

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my first thought

Now we can track down the tumblr servers

(Source: sixpenceee)

critical-perspective:
“I love that one! Here’s my contribution.
Anyone got any more?
”

critical-perspective:

I love that one! Here’s my contribution.

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Anyone got any more?