Weias Wafai.

Sounds like Wise Ass Wife.

constable-connor:

this is my favorite piece in the gallery.

(Source: stillhouse)

archatlas:

Nikolai Tolstyh

welltravelledwolves:

A sad coyote for inktober 23

stardustkr7:

ayalaatreides:

There are two kinds of people who were preteens/teens in the early-to-mid-2000s:

1) People who will forever see Orlando Bloom as Legolas

2) People who will forever see Orlando Bloom as Will Turner

We were all really confused by Bard in The Hobbit movies.

Anonymous asked: You play D&D? I seriously doubt that. I bet you don't even know what dice are.

health-bodyandsoul:

clockworkpearlgirl:

rabbitrecycle:

puffoflogic:

sublimesublemon:

deducecanoe:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rabbitrecycle:

Wait wait wait so you’re telling me

That these things aren’t elaborately shaped slightly mathematical candies?

I’m still gunna check

shit

AS WE ALL KNOW, WE WOMEN CANNOT UNDERSTAND COMPLICATED THINGS LIKE DICE

ONLY MANLY MEN KNOW WHAT DICE ARE

SOME OF THEM HAVE AS MANY AS TWENTY SIDES. HOW CAN WE UNDERSTAND TWENTY SIDES?

twenty sides and not one single one is a stove or ironing board

This is amazing

The fact that this post is still alive and kicking is hysterical

D&D? What strange acronym is this? Dishes & Dicks? Because us women only know how to do those.

Dishes and dicks

lalesath:

Like a H E A R T B E A T drives you mad
In the stillness of remembering
What you had
And what you lost

principalcellist:

wikatiepedia:

minamifoster:

kenkamishiro:

This probably beat the record for the number of anime referenced in one episode

the fuck was that

I don’t need to watch anime anymore

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

I’m so glad a Titan showed up to kill them all.

canticle-of-apotheosis:

Wild knocking at my door wakes me from a deep sleep. Stumble to the door to sign for three packages I didn’t order. Bioware just sent me the Inquisitors Edition of DAI complete with tarot cards?!?!? No note or explanation. I assume this is part of the Untold Relics of Thedas contest….? Dang. What a freaking excellent surprise. Thanks, Bioware!!

my god am i jealous

the signs as dogs

dogcentre:

seasonalweasel:

osterreik:

aries -  siberian husky

taurus - corgi

gemini - irish setter

cancer - beagle

leo - dalmatian

virgo - labrador retriever

libra - miniature dachshund

scorpio - shiba inu

sagittarius - rottweiler

capricorn - german shepherd

aquarius - bernese mountain dog

pisces - samoyed

the only one of these worth reblogging

no matter what you get there’s nothing to be mad about

(Source: mexigay)