wingedwolves:

starry-eyed lovers

(Source: adamndrivers)

equalistmako: “ we as a society have travelled in a full circle and ended up smack dab in 2007 “I can has cheezburger” territory. ”
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equalistmako:

we as a society have travelled in a full circle and ended up smack dab in 2007 “I can has cheezburger” territory.

thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited:

ex0skeletal:

In case you’re sad here are some buns.

The first one is a very polite bun

greygreenwolf:

phanpocalypse:

eriderp-ampora:

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

thank

@cyan-biologist @bow-of-burning-gold

(Source: spazzdhn)

Chibi robo understands me

(Source: jasper-rolls)

classyroar:

je-suis-pas-un-oiseau:

kissmelou:

as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”

Free pizza is cancelled

Why would you even say something like that

pr1nceshawn:

Don’t let go…

(Source: strangelykatie.com)

meeedeee: “ cheshirelibrary: “ How To Tell If You Are In A High Fantasy Novel [via The Toast] • The Elders would like a word with you. • The Ritual is about to begin. • Something that has not happened in a thousand years is happening. • You are going...
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meeedeee:

cheshirelibrary:

How To Tell If You Are In A High Fantasy Novel

[via The Toast]

  • The Elders would like a word with you.
  • The Ritual is about to begin.
  • Something that has not happened in a thousand years is happening.
  • You are going to the City. There is only one City. It is only said with a capital C. No one needs to bother saying the name of the City. It is the City.
  • Certain members of the Council are displeased with your family’s recent actions.
  • A bard is providing occasional comic relief; no one hired or invited him and his method of earning a living is unclear.
  • The High Priest is not to be trusted.
  • Someone is eating an apple mockingly.
  • There is one body of water. It is called the Sea. The Great Sea, if you are feeling fancy.
  • You live in a region with no major exports, no centralized government, no banking system, a mysteriously maintained network of roads, and little to no job training for anyone who is not a farmer.
  • You have red hair. You wear it in a braid. Your father was a simple man, and you don’t remember much about him – he died when you were so young – but you remember his strong hands, as he fished or carpentered or whatever it was that he used to do with them.
  • You’re going to have to hurry, or you’re going to miss the Fair – and you never miss the Fair.
  • There is trouble at the Citadel.
  • Your full name has at least one apostrophe in it.
  • It is the first page, and you are already late for something. Your mother affectionately chides you as you gulp down a few spoonfuls of porridge; she will be dead by page forty-two.
  • There are two religions in your entire universe. One is a thinly veiled version of Islam. It is only practiced by villains. The other is “being a Viking.” You are a Viking.
  • There are new ways in the land that threaten the Old Way. Your grandmother secretly practices the Old Way, as do all of the people of the hills.
  • The real trouble began the day you arrived at court. Every last nobleman hides a viper in his smile. How you long for the purity of life in your village, which is currently on fire or something.

I think I broke a rib laughing. or something.

Expert level: combine all of them

spartathesheltie: “ I will never forgive this dog for becoming such a significant part of my life - or for doing one of her most majesic poses with moss hanging off her skirts. ”
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spartathesheltie:

I will never forgive this dog for becoming such a significant part of my life - or for doing one of her most majesic poses with moss hanging off her skirts.

(Source: fjordfolk)

cuntchita:

barber-butt:

weloveshortvideos:

The dolphin brought her phone back

Dolphins are too good for this world 😭😭

awww baby 🐬

“God you humans are clumsy. Now throw it again.”

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

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