// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows
#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers
stop(); // Hammertime!
// drunk, fix later
// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases
// where braces in places cause stasis
$str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);
/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/
Aries:I love you because you make me brave. You stand up for the underdog and give a voice to the voiceless. You have such an impact on all the people you meet because your vibrant personality is unforgettable. You are so alive, there is a flame in you that can never go out.
Taurus:I love you because you look out for me. You are the stem to the rose, the trunk to the tree, the support system of life as we know it. It’s all thanks to you. Your humor and grace do not go unnoticed, and the way you love is so genuine and warm.
Gemini:I love you because you make me think. The things you say run through my mind long after you leave. Your smile lights up your eyes and you charge the air around you with electricity. There’s some kind of mischief about you, an energy that nobody can match.
Cancer:I love you because you endure. You are the daisies bending in the wind and rain but always surviving to see the sunshine and serenity. There is calmness in the way you carry yourself and care in the way you treat others. Your heart can heal any wound.
Leo:I love you because you’re radiant. You have so much zeal and passion and you fill the room with your presence. Your words drip gold, making everyone want to cling to every word you say. You’re an eternal flash of lightning, irreplaceable and one in a million.
Virgo:I love you because you protect me. Your quiet dignity is like armor to the people around you, and your presence is so reassuring in even the most distressing of times. You are a placid lake teeming with life underneath the surface, a seed that has sprouted but hasn’t broken through the soil yet.
Libra:I love you because you built my world. Your unwavering support for the people you love is truly inspiring. Love is in your smile, your eyes, your words, and follows you wherever you go. You are so dedicated to making life beautiful for not only yourself but everyone around you as well.
Scorpio:I love you because you make me feel. Nobody’s heart has the same beat as yours. There’s a reflective darkness in your eyes and something magnetic in your soul. You’re the thunderstorm as well as the subsequent rainbow, the good mixed into the bad.
Sagittarius:I love you because you make me free. The way you laugh it off even when it hurts is so commendable but there’s so much more to you than your smile. You would do anything for the people you care about and have such a warm, open heart.
Capricorn:I love you because you make me safe. You are the light guiding me home, the feeling of waking up to the smell of breakfast on a Sunday morning. There is a silent strength in the way you hold yourself and a drive that makes everyone around you aspire to be something more.
Aquarius:I love you because you’re complex. You let your thoughts roam free and unrestricted and your mind has taken you places other people can’t even imagine. You are an elusive wanderer and there is so much intrigue in your words, your mannerisms, and your sideways glances.
Pisces: I love you because you accept me. You’re an old soul with a young mind and an even younger heart, untouched by judgment and greed. You would sacrifice anything for the well being of your loved ones, and have the ethereal beauty of an everlasting sunset.
Furniture maker Greg Klassen’s River Collection includes a set of stunning intricately and handcrafted tables, which hold an embedded turquoise glass river, which runs through eace piece. The tables also mimic the texture and energy of waves and the shore, which display the flaws within the wood.
By using discarded pieces of wood, Klassen establishes his work as beautiful and eco-friendly design, which is also functional.
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
???? What does this act of charity have to do with capitalism??? Shouldn’t you be praising capitalism for giving this man the wealth to be this charitable???
