The signs as games:

• Aries: Gears of War
• Taurus: Fable
• Gemini: Catherine
• Cancer: Heavy Rain
• Leo: The Last of Us
• Virgo: League of Legends
• Libra: Beyond: Two Souls
• Scorpio: Skyrim
• Sagittarius: Portal 2
• Capricorn: Call of Duty
• Aquarius: Assassins Creed
• Pisces: The Walking Dead

jollymarco:

when bae says something that hurts your feelings

CAN I BRING THIS SIGN TO WORK BUT WITH COFFEE INSTEAD OF HOT DOGS????

Finally make up that gets me

Literal Artist's Nightmare

• Family Member: I have an art project for you.
• Me: *internal screaming*

patrik-star:

something about men doing public service 

(Source: meshinator)

ensyme:

if trump becomes president there will be hell toupee

(Source: biodegrade)

• Cashier: *dies at register*
• Customer: are you open

thespoonmissioner:

elentori-art:

It’s dangerous to go alone!

nightrizer:

NERD ALERT NERD ALERT