Gravity Falls sure knows its fan base
cold water vs hot water showers!
Even if the hot shower collumn just said ‘death’ I still wouldnt take a cold shower
Ideally, shower with hot water for a few minutes, then “cold”. Remember that cold in this context is relative to how hot it was before, so it doesn’t need to be like 10°C (~48°F). Cold water also causes the skin to dry out less, and you’ll feel more activated when you get out of the shower this way.
I knew there was a reason I felt better when I shocked myself out of the shower.
(Source: cwote)
Story Time
Once upon a time a jackass came to my Sbux. He ordered a tall mocha BUT IT MUST BE 190 DEGREES because if IT’S TWO DEGREES TOO COOL HE’LL COME BACK. So this mischievous barista began to wonder and nodded along as she steamed the jackass drink and the jackass ranted how he didn’t care if he got stomach cancer, his mocha MUST BE 190 DEGREES. This barista politely informed the jackass that it was not so much the potential cancer that made some baristas not steam the mocha to 190 DEGREES but because at around 175 the milk expands, boils, and begins to explode. If it overflows, as it almost always does over 180 degrees, then it can cause serious injury to the barista.
The jackass stared, blinked, then continued his rant about not caring about stomach cancer, his mocha MUST BE 190 DEGREES.
The mischievous barista cut the temperature at 175, finished the mocha with generous stirring and whipped cream, and handed it over to the jackass with a smile. Feeling as if he’d won, the jackass took his mocha and drank half of it in the store before leaving.
Not once did he say a word.
Moral of the story: pretentious jackasses who knowingly order drinks that are dangerous to their preparer’s health genuinely can’t tell the difference. They just need to feel as if they’re getting their way. Don’t risk your health and safety for a jackass’s drink when he can’t tell the damn difference.
Anonymous asked: "Can I get a mini mocha frappuccino? Make sure it's decaf, it's for my two year old" "Ma'am we can make it cream base without caffeine. Making it decaf means it gets a shot of decaf ESPRESSO" "No it's fine. He'll drink it"
WTF?? Drugging your children???!
Oh my god this happens all the time and it pisses me off. BE A BETTER PARENT!
Some sad Lavellan ;-;
The inspiration came to me after hearing hunterlavellan s beautiful song.
I like the idea of full body vallaslin, besides without them the drawing wouldn’t had made much sense.
wOW lovely painted skin! Super nice expression!!
I go back and forth on full body vallaslin, but that’s probably because I also like the idea of a sort of “henna” vallaslin for special occasions. Special war patterns, holidays, rite and rituals, etc.
Though full body make more sense and look better on the naked body.
Is it bad that one of the many reasons I’d love to have a husband is the 24/7 protection from creepy people and also things that go bump in the night?
I’m not gonna lie, sometimes I’m lying awake at night and hear a noise downstairs, and I think, “Oh crap. I’m the husband. Time to go downstairs and die, I guess.”
A true hero