This gif accurately portrays how I play any game ever.
Always reblog.
(Source: cantimon)
so I got around to decorating my cap for graduation tomorrow
You are a treasure!
Oh, this is brilliant. “In debt, sacrifice” was what finished me off.
Oh, Grad Warden,
What have you done?
The jobs for your major
Are basically gone.
Finals are done.
Papers sent on
You’re leaving the place
Where you studied so long
Grad school or job?
Don’t ask me that, Mom
Grad school or job?
Don’t ask me that, Mom
The campus still stands
Though classes disband
First years in your Hall
Why are they so small?
Will debt be forgiven
If you’re still unemployed?
Or will you succeed,
Make your folks overjoyed?
Oh, Grad Warden,
What have you done?
The jobs for your major
Are basically gone.
Now you are grown,
Wise to your bones,
Try not to throw up
When you think of your loans.this is the best addition I’ve gotten on this post id like to personally thank you for this
This started off funny then I had to lie down.
how to make smores
I was going through old home videos I made a few years ago when i was bored and alone.
Wolf hunt dlc:
Solas: How did you find me?
Lavellan: Oh, it was easy, really. I just listened to the sound of complete utter betrayal and followed that.
do yoU EVER GET SO UPSET THAT FICITIONAL CAHRACCTESRS HAVE THE SAME AGE AS YOU AND THEYVE GONE ON SUCH MAGICAL ADNVETURES AND YOU HAVENT????
What do you mean? You went on all of those adventures with them, didn’t you?
That is the best answer ever
(Source: roehn)
when you’re at a family gathering and everyone starts asking you about college
*did eat a bunch of nachos at denny’s a couple times so that’s kinda something, I guess.
I DID THIS
Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea
Please don’t let the Oxford comma die. If you were apathetic about it before, I think this will help you understand why it is necessary.
Idk this is the first time I’ve ever truly felt a sentence benefitted from the lack of an Oxford comma.
The more I think about it, the harder I start laughing
Ayn Rand and God as parents? Wouldn’t that mean that Ayn Rand believes she’s in a relationship with herself?
fun fact: the only thing standing between you and success is a small, angry gnome which has dedicated its whole existence to ruining you. you must not let it win
(Source: rookerie)