• What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: This meme is old and not funny anymore

thecommonchick:

How it feels like when autocorrect randomly capitalizes words/names

Oh thank goodness this isn’t just my phone.

(Source: thecommonchick.com)

I’M HEALED ALREADY

I’M HEALED ALREADY

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

  • Customer: Can I have a salted caramel mocha please?
  • Me: The salt is seasonal, but I can cry into the drink for you.

thefactualfaggot:

brbcheckingmyprivilege:

check-your-privilege-feminists:

dylanburnbody:

femmelillies:

catgotyoururl:

kaiserneko:

phoenixresurrected:

chachibetch:

Heavy…. heavy,

Woah

… There’s a very important conversation to be had there.

If this is being brought up shouldn’t we also addressing the age of the politicians in places of power tho?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Haha, they want to get rid of most experienced, wise and intelligent voters.
Yonger people fal in propaganda extremely easy, but not elderity, they know who’s shit and who is adequate politicain.
They need it to not let someone opose their crowds of brainwashed kids.

You guys do realize that people live past 65 right…. and you do realize that senior healthcare and medicare is a major political factor in voting for people?? You expect grandpa to just hand all of the decisions about his life over to a bunch of 18 year old idiots that get all of their information from tumblr? You guys are disgusting. My great grandma did not fight as a suffragette to gain the right to vote just so she could hear some bullshit ideas about taking it away from her like this.

I hate every time i see this stupid fucking thing on my dash because its off a comedy show. COMEDY. I will point this out every single time I see it on my dash.

Ugh its a comedy show a known offensive humour one because its host is jimmy fucking carr. 

OH really? So how can you explain my uncle made 91 years this year and still live and well? MUST BE FUCKING LUCK!

This made me so mad because you can live 20+ years after 65, you can watch two generations of people come after you turn 65, and then you can’t have a say in how your country is run?  What the actual hell.

Stupid young people.

(Source: nevermindtheb0ll0cks)

fr0stedlips:

polar-bite:

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

RETAIL

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE

(Source: clientsfromhell)

boyexemplified:

*Middle-Earth liberal voice* say what you will about Sauron, but you have to admit that he’s a job creator and has brought his country back from a devastating economic collapse and restored industry to the area…he’s not perfect, of course, but as far as Dark Lords go we could do a lot worse

sizvideos:

Baby Girl seeing Clearly For the First Time

Video

OH MY GOD
LOOK AT HER
SHE’S SO STOKED
LOOK AT THE WORLD BABY GIRL ISN’T IT AMAZING????
BURGER JOINTS ARE AMAZING.

(Source: sizvideos)

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

zuzuhe:

sirobvious:

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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mizshylock:

itseasytoremember:

my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like 

“oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’

Whereas you push little dogs over and they’re all like “Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”