clientsfromhell:

Client: We need a logo for our business and they said you can help us

Me: Yes, I can help you. Do you need me to design the logo for you?

Client: Actually we already have the logo - and we’re perfectly happy with it.

The client sends me a very blurry picture of a tiny design that I can barely make out.

Me: Okay, well what seems to be the problem?

Client: Well we had a designer make the logo for us. We love it and it looks great, but then they wanted us to pay $50.00 for it and we don’t want to pay for it.

Me: …

Client: But then they wouldn’t give us the design in proper quality.

Me: …

Client: So we want you to fix the quality for us so that we can use it on our site.

Me: …

*SCREAMS*

(Source: clientsfromhell)

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

I’d play this

(Source: hoovedmoved)

thepigeongazette:

Rohan answered and then we played a sick round of beach volley ball.

about me

bigpaw:

musicismysubsitute:

dweebscar:

*slams fist on desk* NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE

Its more beautiful than you could ever imagine 

#why is putin the referee

This would be my dog

(Source: tittyblaster8000)

coyocoyo:

If anyone wanted to see where that werewolf with skinny jeans was from, here’s my final project for this semester in Illustration! It’s just a cute little thing about body image and being proud of who you are.

Inked with a Pentel brush pen on bristol paper and colored in Photoshop CS6

(Source: allisonillustration)

punziella:

I HAD A DREAM CHIHIRO GOT ON THE WRONG TRAIN AND SHE AND HAKU MEET AGAIN. I AM UPSET I WOKE UP

ALSO IN MY DREAM CHIHIRO WAS A LACROSSE PLAYER AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS P COOL

fallenwithstyle:

samefeels:

hrafnsvaengr:

If you ever feel you’re good at driving, just remember that this exists. A roundabout. Made of roundabouts.

This intersection looking like a national treasure plot point

More like a Fullmetal Alchemist plot point

S U M M O N
H I M

dragons-ofeden asked: Nicholas Mage

cheekywithcullen:

UNHOLY UNION

uglyfun:

comics about ditto

Aka how to brown nose your way in life

(Source: batshaped)