pyrrhiccomedy:

panasonicyouth:

derpalecki:

gangnamstiel:

derpalecki:

why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way

what use do butt cheeks have 

oh my god I HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE

fun fact: butt-cheeks are one of the things that make us superior to other animals okay note that other apes do not have butt-cheeks

okay don’t quote me on this because I only did sixthform-bio and I’m sure of forgotten loads of stuff but here’s the down-low

back when we were evolving from ape to human, one of the most important things that happened was when our spine started meeting our brains at a sort of 90 degree angle instead of like 45 degrees, which meant that we could straighten up and walk on two legs which was a pretty rad development

except alas oh no our muscles weren’t built to allow us to walk around on two legs because that requires a sort of twisty motion of your hips as opposed to whatever the fuck it is everything else does AND SO ape-people started evolving with longer, narrower waists so that our bodies could twist with every footstep and we could strut along the fashionable catwalk that is neanderthal evolution

but then once this had happened, people realised that we had an advantage over other animals and we would be better at chasing and killing them but we weren’t very good at running

so that’s when we developed the glutenus maximus which is a really badass-sounding name for the muscle in your derriere which helps us to support our spine in an upright position so we don’t get tired, and helps the legs to rotate nicely so that we can run, and has a nice big fat storage around it to help us get energy so that we can run

and that, basically, is the butt-cheek

tl;dr - butt-cheeks were the result of thousands of years of natural selection so that we could run fast and slaughter things

thank you so much for such a fabulous, informative and detailed explanation on the evolution of the butt

i feel enlightened and empowered to know my butt is for such a worthwhile purpose, so thank you 

i love this butt science post so much

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theinturnetexplorer:

Pokemon Mashups

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piss-hubbo:

FUCK THIS I SPERFECT, IT SHOWS THE ARM PRONATING AND ALL THE MUSCLES SHIFTING ALONG WITH THE WRIST

IT EVEN HIGHLIGHTS THE ULNA BONE  

HEY THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ANATOMY REF, FUCK THOSE MISLEADING TERRIBLE FUCKING “ANATOMY” TUTORIALS THAT GOEAS AROUND TUMBLR, THIS IS ALL OYU NEED, LOOK AT THE LATISIMUS STRETCHING OVER THE SERRATUS, THE PECTORAL MUSCLE MOVESUPWARDS AND OVER THE BICEP AND EXTENDS  ALONG WITH THE ARM THERES EVEN THE CORACOBRACHIALIS;. AAAA OMFG I’M SO HAPPYYYYYY

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xsnowfallx:

sephir-amy:

papermulberry:

captainamerica-in-the-impala:

He and Legolas never had a single conversation, the only words ever spoken between them were, “and my bow”.

I need this on a blog, at long last, to look at whenever I want.

Frodo: I’m so overjoyed to see you all safe. Gimli, Aragorn, and- *discreetly looks at writing on palms*…L'orealas.

(Source: elijahwood)

captaincroptop:

“Gimmie that thing. I’ll show ya’ how to do it.” - My dad after seeing me taking selfies w/ my Rose Quartz wig 

we need more dads like this in the world

LOVE IT SO MUCH.

LOOK AT THIS HUGE SHROOMIE I LOVE IT!!!

Precious mushroom too good for this world, too pure.

Question about the Sbux Cold Brew coffee…

Starbucks partners,

Can someone give me a real reason why we can’t serve the cold brew concentrate without water?

I work in a Target Sbux and the only info we got was saying we couldn’t serve no water cold brew because nutritional information regarding caffeine content, but we can add extra shots of espresso to anything, changing caffeine content. You can add pretty much anything to any drink and it adjusts the nutritional content, and customers understand that “risk”. So why is that the reason?

Is there another, legitimate reason?

I looked online and saw partners suggesting it was so we didn’t run out, or because it’s not meant to be served that way (like refresher juice), or even it will make you sick.

I work in an area with very… uhh… obnoxiously inquisitive/paranoid customers. So I really want a more viable reason than “corporate said no” to head off the more… uh… sensitive customers.

Anyone able to offer better logic?