it’s a pity they didn’t cast ryan reynolds as jay gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…
NO
If u wake up before 10 am at your own free will I don’t trust u, why u need those extra hours, to scheme on me? To eat my food while I’m sleep? To steal my money? Uh uh nope
I use those 3-4 hours to do things without being bothered by you people.
America is asleep quick let’s measure things using logical units
oh nO AMERICA IS WAKING UP QUICK HIDE THE CELSIUS
my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it
Bring out yer dead!
the reason i love him is that he is very unthreatening, he doesn’t scare me, he just yells to make people happy, listen to his baby, his baby isn’t scared of him she’s happy that makes me feel so good so good
my god she’s a dorable
I’m sick of temporal plans. I don’t want to hang out next Wednesday, let’s chill after the next thunderstorm. Meet me when it’s 75 degrees. Time isn’t real.
“What are your store hours?”
“Between when the loon calls and the crickets start chirping, but only on days when it rains.”
“Right, thanks.”
(Source: nblunalovegood-blog)
You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?
An Alto.
I feel this in my soul. And also in my strained vocal cords.
(Source: mischievous-acrobats-blog)
It finally happened
A white rich suburban mom called me a dropout and told her very young daughter (who made the comment I was working very hard) this is where she’d end up if she didn’t do well in school
Finally
I graduated top 10 from both high school and college to hear the dropout speech from a white suburban mom
It’s like a right of passage for working in service and retail jobs
Finally I am a true waitress
The AMERICAN WAITRESS
bring ur diploma with u to work so you can hit ppl like that with it like ur scattering scavenging animals from a trash can