i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
Coyote finds old dog toy, acts like a puppy A photographer spotted a coyote as it trotted into her yard and explored a toy left in the snow. What she managed to capture on camera is the beauty of play.
Anonymous asked: I do work for a Starbucks, and we're one that has a drive-through, so every day I get my regulars. And I have a tendency when someone drives up and they have a kid in the backseat I'll smile at them and I'll play along with the kid while we wait for a drink or food. And today one of my favorite kids that comes through give me a friendship bracelet. Her mom and I gave her plenty of chances to change her mind and she's like 'no I want you to have this' and I was so touched
If anyone younger than the gamecube is on Tumblr… wtf where are your parents????
I’m getting along so well with this new guy at work, it’s so nice to have someone I mesh with AND cares about his job. But even better?? He’s gay. So I don’t have to worry about him being attracted to me or psycho jealous girlfriends. Finally some good news!
me: hoe don't tread on me
the state: *exceeds its constitutional limitations*
