The Weile Woods

I honest to God cannot get a lucky break anymore.  Everything just falls apart.  I just wanna quit everything.

headstomp:

juxdyne:

REMEMBER WHEN AMVS WERE A THING [LISTEN] ; a mix for all those afternoons spent browsing amvs on the youtube dot com [LISTEN] // 1. everytime we touch - cascada 2. it’s my life - bon jovi 3. bring me to life - evanescence 4. numb - linkin park 5. bad boy - cascada 6. girlfriend - avril lavigne 7. in the shadows - the rasmus 8. my immortal - evanescence 9. sacrifice - t.a.t.u. 10. how to save a life - the fray 11. in the end - linkin park

oh my god im 14 again

Is this why the UN held the Geneva Convention?  To avoid creating such torture devices?

lightrup:

maybe university isn’t a good idea

maybe becoming a tree is a good idea

dennys:

This gif is offensive to butter flies. 

for anyone that doubts Denny’s understands Tumblr…

maichn:

ddi you know you are all part of my squad. 

even if you aren’t interested, the fact that you liked posts on this trash-blog automatcially makes you a member of my squad. the silent squad. the squad you never wanted to be a part of. 

I accept my fate

So back when I lived in San Clemente, there was a couple that had a pack of four Schipperke dogs.  I saw them every art fair and farmer’s market I went to in the downtown and they always lit up my day.  I mean

How could they not??

Well, the Facebook page of the dog treat bakery in San Clemente posted this picture and said one of the pups (far right) had “gone over the Rainbow Bridge”.

And it just hit me in a way I didn’t expect.

Anyway, here’s a moment for Dillon, a dog I never got to know personally, but was an uplifting presence in my life for many weekends. ♥

thisisabadblogtbh:

the dennys tumblr makes me sad for 2 reasons

1. have u ever eaten at dennys….. u dont go there unless there is literally no other choice

2. a capitalist cooperation can observe and easily recreate the posting patterns of a bunch of radically left and vaguely communist teenagers and win their favor

that’s kind of what capitalism is about

Everyone here knows who the obvious Smash 4 DLC character is

(Source: jactatus)

Alright, Tumblr.  How much do you want?  How much do I need to pay in premium subscription to keep this off my dash?

roccondil:

feanorus-rex:

consultingskeletondetective:

somanyfandomsasdfghjkl:

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.

the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.

in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.

the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.

and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides

What have we become

How dare you make me read that

This is the worst.

This is beautiful.

I thought the old knight was going the hang himself, this is much better.