- Bible version: a king lusts after another man's wife
- Veggie Tales version: a king wants another man's rubber duck
- Bible version: threat of genocide
- Veggie Tales version: threat of banishment to the island of perpetual tickling
- Bible version: since they won't bow down before an idol, the king has them burned alive
- Veggie Tales version: since they won't bow down before a chocolate bunny, the manager has them burned alive
The fandom triforce
ay yes the new superwholock
i can accept this
Thank fucking god
i’m partial to
Madoka Magica?
(Source: themysteryoftheunknownuniverse)
This REALLY happened in calculus today........
- Math Teacher: Friendly reminder that it's ok to divide before multiplying sometimes uwu.
- Me: Omg......Do you use Tumblr?!
- Math Teacher: John + Sherlock = x.....Solve for x
- Me: *Stands up* X = OTP?!
- *Everyone else in class starts cheering*
- Math Teacher: I literally can't
My bro’s homework looks like dystopian propaganda
“looks like”
I don’t think Orwell could have imagined, in his wildest dreams, how close to right he was.
(Source: sonicadvntr2)
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