siillyrabbit:
bowiebarbie:
inediblemadness:
tinyhousedarling:
musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:
wes-eskimo:
Venus, bussin that pussy open since the renaissance
BUST IT WIDE OPEN GIRL
Let us appreciate that this is made of marble! I couldn’t make that out of clay.
I see tiny lil dicks all over the place but this is the first time I have ever seen a statue figure with a vagina. I need more of this in my life
i have NEVER seen a statue with an actual vagina. the most i’ve seen is your standard nude woman statue with her legs clamped shut. this is boss.
I need this statue placed all over my house
This was done by J Young, a photographer and sculptor from San Francisco. It’s called “SWAN, Contortionist Sculptor Study”. I couldn’t find what it’s made of, but it’s 26″ and it’s limited to 100 copies.
It’s well done but I’m gonna be blunt and say I don’t know how anyone who’s ever looked at classic sculptures would think this is from that era. The hair and floral decorations lend more to the Art Nouveau style, the lack of any sort of pubic hair depiction means it’s from at least the 80′s on, and the general stylized body is also much more modern. Renaissance and Greek Classical artists idealized a woman with large, soft hips, a round stomach, and small, more conical breasts.
So let’s give the artist of our time the credit she deserves!
My creative writing prof keeps giving us some lame and predictable writing prompts to choose from. I get more ideas from shitpostgenerator and I don’t regret that.
Having to answer 20 question character sketches for animal characters is so painful.
“What’s your character’s middle name and what’s the history behind it?”
His name is Reginald the Crow so his middle name is “the” because a determiner was necessary for clarification.
“Describe your character’s hands.”
Scabby yellow claws????
“What’s in your character’s wallet?”
I DUNNO WHAT’S IN YOURS BECAUSE HE’S A CROW AND HE STOLE IT.
biohazerd:
Never let this 90’s aesthetic taco bell die
I don’t think I’ve ever seen another type of Taco Bell.
Nude model study for class on huge butt paper because my prof has a problem and only wants art to BE LARGER THAN THE ARTIST. LITERALLY. God.
Charcoal, about an hour of actual work, factoring out the model’s breaks.
The chest and torso are a bit wonky, but the prof had the model twist and naturally he couldn’t hold that for the 15-30min periods and his body slowly uncoiled, so I really couldn’t get a consistent view. That’s pretty standard though. Oh, and he was holding a broom but I didn’t decide to hash in any of that until the last five minutes because pfft I see brooms all the time but not a naked body. Priorities!
The signs in the squad
halechka:
Aries: The squad leader with questionable judgement
Taurus: The squad idiot
Gemini: The squad heart-throb
Cancer: The precious cinnamon roll
Leo: Best part of the squad tbh
Virgo: The reason the squad still exists
Libra: No one knows how or why they are part of the squad but also no one talks about it aka the elephant in the squad
Scorpio: The one who has dated everyone in the squad including themselves
Sagittarius: The reason the squad is dysfunctional
Capricorn: Satan
Aquarius: The silent, brooding squad member
Pisces: Was kicked out of the squad years ago
I’m “Satan” and my boyfriend is “The precious cinnamon roll”.
We’re like an anime couple!
One minute gesture vine #charcoal #sketches
salon:
salon:
A large body of research, mostly conducted by parasitologist Jaroslav Flegr of Charles University in Prague, supports the idea that Toxoplasma harbors the potential to change human behavior. In a series of personality assessments spanning more than a decade and involving nearly 2,500 individuals, Flegr and his colleagues found that certain traits often coincide with a Toxoplasma infection. For example, infected men tend to be introverted, suspicious and rebellious, whereas infected women tend to be extroverted, trusting and obedient.
Startling new research suggests certain bacterias may be subtly tweaking our health and even our personalities
THIS JUST IN: PARASITE TRANSMITTED BY CATS FORCES WOMEN BACK INTO GENDER ROLES.
Feminists everywhere begin slaughtering cats by the millions.
My cousin got married without telling anyone and he’d only known the girl for four months before. They’ve posted a ton of pictures on Facebook of their wedding (only the bride’s family is present because they didn’t tell our side of the family) and everyone is writing “congrats!” “so proud!” blah blah blah.
The internet makes everyone capable of being incredibly fake and it’s both fascinating and disgusting.
