shout out to people who reblog my art
it’s like when you doodle something and your mom puts it up on the fridge except it’s the internet
all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog
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I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.
This goes here.
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Immortal >>
Oh my God, I’m absolutely in love with her. Maybe 2015 won’t suck so much!
Counting Stars >>
Five years after scientists discoveredWhere the edge of the universe lay,
And all of the stars were counted and confirmed
Into proper categories to stay,
I found myself and a hastily packed suitcase
Standing in the doorway of a rented room.
As I watched the rain drip from my nose,
…
Lipstick stains on a cup are reminders that the beauty is false, fallen eyelashes are signs the body has changed. Reapply, new coat, cover-up.
I want a whole Lord of the Rings movie about the ents. Just the ents. Best part of The Two Towers movie, by far.
yeeees
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula
“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal
Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.
I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me
you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
well, damn
Triton is the son of the Greek sea god Poseidon and carries a trident just like his father, the fucking god of the ocean. Ursula took Ariel’s voice in exchange for a pair of legs and because she was jealous of Ariel, King Triton, and everything they had. She’s a bloody evil witch. What in God’s name could excuse her manipulating an innocent little girl? God goods. You people are just looking for excuses to be offended.
In the original story, the sea witch married the prince and Ariel was turned into sea foam. Reckon that would balance it out for ‘em?
Yikes. And I think we’re hoping for too much rationality from them.
Actually the Sea Witch played a very small role, and did NOT marry the prince. The prince married the girl he saw when he awoke on the beach after the ship accident. He assumed the girl had saved him, but it had been the Little Mermaid.
Also, the Mermaid didn’t even love the prince, he was a means to an end to achievd immortality in heaven. According to Hans Christian Anderson’s mythology, mermaids could not go to heaven and were turned to sea foam when they died. However they could be saved if they loved and were loved by a mortal man.
When the prince married someone else (he always saw the mermaid as a sort of plaything or pretty trinket anyway), the mermaid allowed herself to be turned to sea foam out of heartbreak. But that wasn’t the end! She was saved by the spirits of the wind, daughters of the sun, and told if she did good deeds as a breeze for 100 years she could earn her way into heaven. And every time she saw a good child, she lost a year off her time, but every time she saw a bad child, she earned another.
In the end, the mermaid got what she truly desired: immortality. It’s a story about false idols (the prince) and learning the true way to heaven (good deeds).
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I got really sad today because one of coworkers asked me today if she’s too thin. She said she keeps seeing all these graphics on Facebook making fun of thin girls to make fat girls feel better (“real men like curves, only dogs like bones” kind of shit) and she’s reaching a breaking point. She’s looking into checking into a hospital to help her with her eating disorders, which she’s been trying to recover from for years but her body is just rejecting food right now. She wants to be healthy so badly but everyone just throws those “you’re too thin, are you sick? Eat a cheeseburger ” kinds of crap at her and it’s horrid. Every one of those statements reminds her of how much she’s struggled with this and causes an anxiety reaction. She’s reminded that it’s visible how much more work she needs to do.
So for the sake of people like my coworker, whose story you’ll never know by looking at her, don’t rush in to tell anyone how their body should and should not look. Not even to be funny, and not with the blowhorn and shield that is the Internet.
People: What are you majoring in?
Me: Disappointing my parents with a minor in unemployment.