Teavana has a “Fruta Bomba” tea but when said out loud it sounds like “Fruity Obama”. We only refer to it as such.
Whenever my dad is sick, he asks me to make him Fruity Obama.
For me liking anime was an ugly metamorphosis into a sad fart that denies she existed from ages 10-14… and maybe 15½
… welp
whispers desperately to myself “I am an adult”
And the cycle begins anew.
Fun Game: Just pause an episode of Gravity Falls at any point and take in the sights
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870
I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.
I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question
(Source: neilcicierega)
I just really want to put out a sign at work saying, “It’s 40 degrees out, Frappuccinos are hibernating.”
Prince charming by ladyskorpia
“I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see it
this hits my dash about three times a week and i laugh every time.
You read that title and thought it was satire, right?
Well boy are you in for a treat, here’s the latest feminist complaint:
>”Ever get the feeling that the general lack of pockets on your lady clothing is a conspiracy designed specifically to keep you from advancing by rendering you less effective? You were right. The jig is up. No pockets = sexism…”
>”This is a longstanding problem all women have endured for our entire lives. Women going pocketless is an under-addressed, silent epidemic that has infantilized us…”
Feminism
Not
Even
Once
There are no pockets because the pants are barely pants, they’re more like leggings, so having the bulk of pocket fabric creates lumps. I struggle with this because
barely pockets because pants so tight and all lumpy
or
no pockets nice and smooth but where do I put my chapstick oh God– oh wait I have PURSE.
- Sbux barista: I have this new mole on my arm and I'm worried it's cancerous.
- Doctor: We'll take a sample and send it to the lab to be tested.
- *later*
- Doctor: Your results came in. It's not a mole, just a conglomerate of mocha and frappuccino roast.
- Barista: but the blood--
- Doctor: Raspberry syrup.