this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*
Fun Fact: We have an actual closet of Soviet propaganda from my mom’s college trip.
Rose gold hair + the perfect bridal floral crown via Glitter Inc.
Never so badly have I wanted pink hair.
I did a thing and bought a DIY oyster mushroom kit for my room. I’m super duper excited, it’s training for the spring because I’m ADAMANT I’m going to grow my own log of shiitake mushrooms!
But… I have no idea what I’m doing. I hope these little puff babies are tough because… I’ve killed bamboo. AWKWARD.
“Mary you ungrateful wretch you’re going to give birth to the savior or whatever.”
“Dafuq you wearing?”
I love medieval church art.
so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
“For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.
no i will continue to do that
(Source: corvidaedream)
I’m typing this from a Starbucks, where I just witnessed my first ‘secret menu’ horror story. Two girls behind me that looked like they were about 10 years old both walked up to the register and the first one asked for some weird drink that wasn’t on the menu. The barista told her he couldn’t make…
so many things wrong with this story:
-10 year olds at Starbucks
-10 year olds with iPhones
-only 10 years old and already with that stupid entitled attitude
-where are their parents?? what 10 year olds wander into a Starbucks alone??
-throwing an expensive drink out after one sip because you don’t like the taste? your parents suck, and so do you
-10 year olds
I saw a lot of that at my Orange County Target Starbucks, lots of tweens and teeny boppers wandering around freely because they biked there or their parents dropped them off or they wandered there from the sports park across the street. LOTS of them wandering around, alone, with crazy huge allowances from their parents, and their own phones because you know safety first and all.
It was bizarre. Dealing with them was a lot of trouble because yeah, they are snots, and they come up with this attitude that because they’re ordering from Starbucks they have to be appropriately snobby (HAHAHA). There were a lot of free roaming kids that road their scooters or skateboards down the store aisles, or kicked soccer balls around. It was awful, and not a lot could be done because if you touched a kid to make them stop, you got in trouble. You couldn’t shame them to their parents because they weren’t there. You couldn’t make them leave because then they’d be wandering the streets of a beach town alone and get picked up by creeps or whatever (parents should be thinking about that). One time we even watched these two ~10-13 year-old girls leave with these older guys because the guys SAID they knew their parents. The girls didn’t know them, they just trusted these guys. We called security when we overheard this and yeah it was a kidnapping.
I’m all about giving kids more independence so they can learn to take care of themselves but holy mother of Jesus you’ve got to TEACH AND RAISE THEM FIRST. Teach them manners, safety, responsibility, THEN unleash them onto the world to screw up, get embarrassed, learn, but not get kidnapped or treat people like trash.
It’s unfortunately not as uncommon as you’d think.
Anonymous asked: If you could change one thing about the tea party movement, what would it be?
Enough with the stupid outfits and silly costumes. You’re supposed to be the movement of adults, at least show up dressed like it. Look at these people:
It’s like they’re begging to be ridiculed.
Knock it off. No one is going to take you seriously with bags hanging from your head.
If they want to focus on the next gen then acting and looking stupid isn’t gonna do it. That’s just a serious turn off to young people. An embarrassment, honestly.
B-b-b-but the kids are all about that their cosplaying and ironic outfits!
Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
“She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”
I would love to know what this means.I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.
The article makes this omigosh.
(Source: sciencesarcasmandstuff)