I love this game, omigosh.
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My boyfriend has the prettiest dog.
Netflix…

Well, now that you mention it…
A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.
As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.
Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.
SIXTY SHOTS???
SIXTY?!?!
THAT WOULD TAKE LIKE 10 MINUTES TO PULL AND THEY’D TASTE LIKE ASH. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS, WHAT A TERRIBLE DRINK IT WOULD BE.
SIXTY.
SHOTS.
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modern day tolkien elves
modern day elves getting away sleeping in the classroom with their eyes open
modern day elves straightening each other hair
modern day elves wearing flip flops in the snow
modern day elves shooting with compound bows
just modern day elves
“Jeffrey what do your elven eyes see”
“the Roy Roger’s down the street is totally still open, and they’re putting some burgers on the grill”
“choice”
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Idk how your day’s going, but today I had to clean up spilt breast milk at work.
animadvertistine - the red bull and the last unicorn
Shhh it’s starting
Well…um…this is concerning.
This cartoon is perfect. Enjoy your picnics and barbeques with friends and family but be sure to remember all those who sacrificed so you are able to have your peaceful family picnic. Always remember that there are families with missing loved ones at their own picnics who continue to make sacrifices to defend our liberties. Remember, there are soldiers at work today defending our ability to relax on our days off work or school.
(Source: donttreadonvirginia)
