i beat the champion with my car keys
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Remember kids, petting your Pokemon after they’ve evolved in to a bipedal, humanoid Pokemon in Amie is like breastfeeding your kids when they’re old enough to ask– it just ain’t right.
Someone wondertraded me a bunnelby with pokérus so I’m gonna infect a bunch of luvdisks and send them out into the world god bless
This may be one of the funniest things I’ve read in weeks.
SO EXCITED TO START WEARING TIGHTS (COVERED IN DOG HAIR), SCARVES (COVERED IN DOG HAIR), AND JACKETS (COVERED IN DOG HAIR).
I may be on an apple and bacon diet right now. A gala apple and Canadian bacon for breakfast, Honey Crisp apples and bacon in my salad for lunch, followed by an apple turnover, and now hot apple cider.
It must be fall.
“What’s insane is a 10% levy on baked goods. You do realize the Revolutionary War began on less than 2%? How is the public not flocking to the streets in outrage?!”
— Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow (2013)
“To the Girl who works at Starbucks down the street from my house on Del Mar Heights Road; I swear to God, I’m not a stalker.”
Rudy Francisco - Love Poem (Full) (1/9) (by hellosven)
(Source: youtube.com)
My mom and I went shopping yesterday and she followed me into one of those fast fashion stores and her reaction was, “You guys really need to get your own style, this all just 80’s rehashing.”
Is there a problem with that???