The Weile Woods

litterbot:

rainbowbarnacle:

stunt-muppet:

he hide in own tentacles :w

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*SCREECHING*

Me when getting compliments

libertybill:

Bane posting has reached a new era

Are we going to have a french revolution-esque courtroom where we put politicians on mock trial?

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pettyartist:

fattyatomicmutant:

motherhenna:

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??

Class: Infant
Race: human
Strength: 0 can barely support own head
Agility 0 needs to learn to walk
Intelligence: 2, understands that crying brings food, replacement of soiled garments with fresh ones
Wisdom 1 no object permanence
Charisma: 20 becuase people lose their shit around babies, -1 for each month until Terrible Twos and all Charisma drops to 1.

HP: 2

Spells per day: Cloudkill, Telepathic Summons, Sleep (casts on Self),

Infant fingernails: does +1 cutting/slashing damage

Alternate spells: stinking cloud, enthrall, shatter

(Source: sixpenceee)

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lesbianrey:

self care is waking up from being shot in the head and walking across the mojave for petty revenge

vintagegeekculture:

Mark Hamill at MidAmeriCon in 1976, where he and producer Gary Kurtz answered questions and showed props from a movie they were making that hadn’t come out yet, Star Wars.

At this point, nobody knew who he was. 

puppycastiel:

I’m literally in tears.

trenchmints:

@me stop getting mad at stupid comments on the internet