me: i know that i’m beautiful, but i also know that i’m fat. acknowledging that i’m fat doesn’t mean that i think that i’m ugly or that i have low self esteem; and it certainly doesn’t mean that i’m looking for reassurance.
an-eighth-of-faith submitted:
My aunt’s wizard lizard. You know what to do.
(P.s. I love you very much)
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
…you know what to do.
I bought my brother and I Skyrim Remastered since I’d never played it before… but I’m so disappointed. It’s fun gameplay, but the writing is awful. I hear a lot of compaints about Fallout 4′s limited choices, but Skyrim is even worse. I don’t feel like I can win anything, it’s just the lesser or miserable or ignoring quests I don’t like instead of telling people off. It’s a lot funner just playing a chaotic asshole character than trying to make any sense with the lore.
today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i’d done something to upset you” because i used to only call him dad when i was annoyed and i was like…….oh
look what you did internet
you made the word daddy weird for me and now you’ve made my dad feel insecure
