male country artists: i love my truck and my beers
female country artists: i am going to kill my husband
as black friday and the holidays slowly creep up on us
please please please remember to be kind to cashiers and retail workers
they want to be home and out of the store just as quickly as you want to be
So every president is supposed to have a dog, right? Does Trump have a dog? If not he needs to get on that because dogs bring holy light and they’re going to need that.
I’m thinking he should get a bulldog.
Who has the better relationship with Bo?
tag yrself
i’m michelle’s face when she says, “is this guy gonna let me on the couch”
(Source: snaggletoothsmith)
the complete open obedience course (1971 ed.)
look at this smug little dork
he’s havin a party
I arrive in Crestwood
spirit: rare
face: naked
heart: out
I am forcibly removed from the relationship