wasmnowf:

giraffepoliceforce:

uselessgaywhovian:

drquantum:

uselessgaywhovian:

what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.

like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again

Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us

oh.

Thank you, air resistance, for allowing us to die in normal ways like eating a peanut or being so old our body stops working.

That is not a fun fact

ohheyitsshanaj:

libertybill:

fxckaurl:

The best part of the second presidential debate 

I want this to be the last thing that happens before the meteor hits and the world ends.

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: slothblog)

armouriscontempt:

thecynicaltank:

When you want to invade Ukraine, but need to get some snacks for the trip.

Enlisted looking at the chips and snacks.
Officer looking at the deli.

ilikechildren–fried:

jennysjetpack:

politicaltea:

shitpost-senpai:

comic-sans-apologist:

I’ve seen Holocaust documentaries that were funnier than this

Amy Schumer raped a man and is proud of it.

That comment came out of nowhere and I’m glad it did.

their forced smiles lol

Are those weird tights or did she just dip her legs in olive oil before this was recorded?

(Source: sandandglass)

dogsaremypatronus:

“Oh, were you studying? That’s nice, but I’m more important right now kthx.” 

(Source: dogsaremypatronus)

donald trump at olive garden probably

• waiter: would you like cheese on your meal?
• trump: i'll tell you what, and this is the truth, i'm a tremendous fan of cheese, nobody likes cheese more than me. a very good friend of mine invented cheese. tremendous. i will bring down ISIS

winterurie:

truth-runs-wild:

icelandic-stripper-boots:

monkeysaysficus:

muddled-thought:

monkeysaysficus:

What the ever loving fuck?

Why do they sound like someone’s vehicle has a fucked ignition?

Did someone flood these foxes engines?

^^^ exactly my thoughts

fun fact! red foxes make this sound when they have meet their perfect mate or soul mate would you have it! so basically they’re just screaming for all the other red foxes that they have found their love and for all the others to fuck off

Well finally we know what the fox says

have you found your soulmate? do you want to find a great way to show that to the world? scream.

(Source: d1rtypaws)

(Source: lordandgodoftheobvious)

no5-5:

Watching sports along with the boyfriend.

Where’s that Gravity Falls baby fight gif?