People that say “I don’t care about mass surveillance, I’m not doing anything wrong” don’t realize that the people surveying you can change what is considered ‘wrong’ based on their own interests.
^^^
i attracted a deathclaw to my settlement and all it ever does is queue for beverages
Read with Hancock’s voice:
So, a Deathclaw walks into a bar and the bartender says: “We don’t serve Deathclaws here.” The Deathclaw replies: “That’s ok. Is your human fresh?”
(Source: lynxinia)
tag when you joined the internet and how accurate this is
- 2016: probably enjoys old memes unironically, no idea how anything works
- 2012-15: uses "XD" unironically, has a basic understanding of the internet
- 2010-11: is a fairly average person, advanced understanding of the internet, might be nostalgic
- 2006-09: wayyy too nostalgic, remembers the old days of youtube, wants things to be simpler, has a nostalgiagasm when remembering old internet, probably has old youtube amvs on their channel from when they were 12 or remembers watching youtube videos when they were 6, age varies from preteen to 20s
- 2000-05: remembers internet pre-facebook, pre-twitter and pre-youtube, youtube poop expert
- the 90s: demigod of the internet, possesses unknown knowledge, reblogs 90s internet posts
- the 80s: remembers when eternal september began, probably still uses usenet, possibly doesn't exist, possibly god
- 60s-70s: is literally actually god, is a human myth, rest is unknown
“You’re looking a little green. Feeling nauseous, little raider?”
Oswald the Outrageous
who said ferraris aren’t family cars hah
because air from the grille is diverted out those channels, that baby would be launched out at sufficiently high speeds
fantastic
