conservativedad:

remember those boys in middle school whose digital watches would always go off in class … what were the alarms for … why did they never learn how to turn off the alarms

(Source: illinoisbysufjanstevens)

yahoberries:

parents: hey can we see some of your artworks

me:

(Source: palmpetals)

Gary Johnson makes one last plea to get on the debate stage alongside Clinton and Trump with full-page ad in New York Times >>

libertybill:

Let him debate!

(Source: karldickey)

kingfrost:

JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE I MADE MY NAME ON MY COMP “DICK BUTT” IVE BEEN MAILING MY PROFESSORS PAPERS AUTHORED BY DICK BUTT FOR THREE FUCKING YEARS

FUCK MY LIFE

godzillabreath:

honeysuckle and coyote commission for B.

libertarian–princess:

road2recovery-dbt:

Here are some common flaws in thinking. Identifying these thoughts and breaking them down can start to reduce their power.

I do all of these

If you struggle with any of these, dialectic behavior therapt (DBT) might help. I twice took a 10 week course and we covered a lot of tools and exercises to help with this.

(Source: furtho)

teaganwhite:

Only 3 originals from Counting with Barefoot Critters left for sale! This is one of em! 🌸🍰🌿☕️
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http://www.gallerynucleus.com/artist/teagan_white#Artwork

the-silent-trudge:

God dammit!!! I just lost a legendary Gatling laser to a fucking freeze! I’ve talked about this before, but this shit is ridiculous! The only bad thing about survival mode is no being able to save when ever. So much progress, lost, because the game suddenly decides to crash.

I feel your pain friend. I’m so sorry.

darecrow:

ultrafacts:

His parents allowed him and his sister to change their names at age 8 if they wanted to — and of course, an eight-year-old would pick a name that an eight-year-old would love. Loki Skylizard MD FCCP is now a thoracic surgeon in Frederick, Maryland.

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