Do not eat my food, please.
so I’ve been dealing with extreme fatigue for the past few weeks, like I can’t function without 9+ hours of sleep and walking any distance is strangely draining. so I thought I’d look it up and see if it was anything simple, and I thought hey maybe iron and folate deficiency. told my mom it all adds up, she freaks out because apparently I’m probably actually dying and need to go to the hospital and get tests done.
all i wanted to say was I was going to try eating more potatoes.
Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.
Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.
- black metal: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh
- death metal: uuuuuurrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh
Detonation of an IED.
My dad got hit by one of those and then an ambush with Oliver North in the vehicle behind him, they got it all on camera and interviewed him afterwards. He still can’t believe he made it out unscathed. These things are scary as hell.
[Person: its my little russian lady! please, please get me some beets]
STILL MY FAVORITE THING