The Olympics should have a ‘For Fun’ section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.
Listen. Clydesdale races were the highlight of my track meets. Imagine, massive, beefy throwers clopping down the track in a relay medley. It was fantastic and my throwers and I spanked all the other teams in my district. It’s great fun trying and event you’re crap at and knowing everyone else is too.
This is my last photo for tonight and I’m going to leave it here with no explanation. lololololololol
> A Command > Dismiss
(Source: madman-of-amargosa)
The stunning animal photography of Paul Croes.
I feel like an NPC character when…
I’m on register at work:
~waits patiently behind counter with absent smile until a customer walks close enough and/or shows necessary amount of interest
~has a set script of prompts in my head to follow during transactions
~cheerful yet non-descript customer service voice and can repeat same exact tone infinitely.
~breaking from prompts or skipping through parts may cause minor glitches, such as accidentally repeating the same prompt again or completely skipping necessary ones
~absentmindedly tends to my area using the same five or so actions in a continuous loop until new person arrives
~Abnormally knowledgeable in my craft
~wears same outfit every day
~Nothing unusual phases me
~walking away and coming back is like a brand new interaction. I have little to no memory of youThis explains more than I’m comfortable with about my time as a receptionist.
(Source: gabb-bear)
(installs the Texture Optimization mod) ah yes of course
When you take too many drugs in fallout
Hittin that ultra jet got me like
“I thought it would be fun to recreate a Pokémon Center from the main games and use it as a charging station for trainers to hang out and heal their power drained phones” - Spencer Kern
Source: businessinsider
OH MY GOD
HATERS CAN MISS THE TRAIN BECAUSE I’M FULL SPEED TO NUKA WORLD
#ThisEpisodeIsGreatShitpostingFuel