So yesterday at school some green group decided to flash mob the cafeteria dancing to “Uptown Funk” and all wearing homemade “EARTH MONTH” t-shirts. It was loud, obnoxious, and really aggravating my migraine. But I went to the cafeteria because I needed a fork for my salad.
And the group was dancing around the utensil table.
And they were surrounded by everyone recording them on their phones.
And I couldn’t think or see straight. But I needed a fork.
So I just walked through the middle of them. And got my fork.
And so I’m sure I’m on the videos of some 30 people looking irate as I grab my fork.
