So yesterday at school some green group decided to flash mob the cafeteria dancing to “Uptown Funk” and all wearing homemade “EARTH MONTH” t-shirts.  It was loud, obnoxious, and really aggravating my migraine.  But I went to the cafeteria because I needed a fork for my salad.

And the group was dancing around the utensil table.

And they were surrounded by everyone recording them on their phones.

And I couldn’t think or see straight.  But I needed a fork.

So I just walked through the middle of them.  And got my fork.

And so I’m sure I’m on the videos of some 30 people looking irate as I grab my fork.