So one of my coworkers was convinced it was safe to spray our store’s sanitizer in his mouth because the box said “organic” on it.
Now I’ve never taken a chemistry class but I know there’s a difference between organic compounds and FDA certified organic. Clearly he didn’t. Okay. But he also missed the warning signs all over the same box that said “WARNING CORROSIVE HARMFUL IF INGESTED”.

The look on his face when I explained this to him was priceless.