the other day at target i saw a dog collar on sale for $0.75 and i was like “sweet lets get it for barkimedes” and then my mom got all angry b/c “it’s too bright! it looks too girly! we have a boy dog” like can u stop forcing gender roles on my small dog. barkimedes does not care about the color of his collar.
you named your dog barkimedes
(Source: lesbianshepard)





















